1993: Julie (can’t remember your last name) my childhood neighbor, I am sorry for making Ronnie prove his love for me by having him push you off your bike.
1994: Mrs. Earhart my third grade teacher. I am sorry you had to deal with Gaby and My shenanigans. We had just become best friends so we were really excited!
1994: Andrea (last name…), I used you for you juice boxes and for that I am sorry.
1995: To the Janitors of Avon Elementary, I thought something was just too funny I couldn’t hold it any longer. Please forgive me.
1997: Jason Eggart my fifth grade boyfriend, I am sorry for having another bro in a different area code. Also, for telling you like it was nothing.
1995: To the turtle that I assisted in dropping down a porty-potty. Also, for shinning the flashlight in your eyes for hours.
2000: Rocori Middle School, for having to watch my awkward outfits I put together. Specifically the pink pants, pink shirt, pink scarf all different shades.
2001: I can’t remember his name but I hit you over the head with my canoe paddle. You threw my friend Amber’s hat in the water and that was just not nice! But, I did over react. Sorry.
2001-2005: To my parents, for having to deal with my teenage mood swings.
2005: Josh Anderson, for hitting you over the head with a shovel. Although you were trying to scare me so you did sort of deserve it.
2007: Rockford First Assembly, I went night swimming in the baptismal before the baptism service the next Sunday. God has forgiven me, I ask you do as well.
2012: All the people I purposefully hung up the phone on while I was a receptionist at True Religion. I hated my job which meant I hated you.
2013: The readers of Maddieicough.com, I am sorry if I hurt your feelings with my words. From the mom’s on Facebook to my man-hater post, I am sorry.
2013: To my bunny, 1. For not giving you a proper name, Bunny is very unoriginal. 2. For leaving you home alone without enough food for a whole weekend. I intended on someone watching you, but giving them the key slipped my mind.
2013: To Carlos for not writing my next blog post about you and your bad sportsman like behavior in every board game.
Thank you for sharing Maddie, glad to know you had some skeletons in your closet. What if I made a list? I think burning my friend’s nose would have to be at the top
Love you!
what’s the picture from?
Beautiful post by the way x